Gacc/Gock

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So I was idly browsing social media and hugging my blahaj in bed when I saw my mutuals' post doing numbers on gacc/gock.

gacc/gock

The social media app for transbians by transbians. Clone an existing app but for a niche subgroup like college students or mentally ill men in dresses. Then expand. Or given the predilections of those on the platform inflate.

The eternal recurrence. If a demon appeared before you and told you all that was shall be again would you cringe or declare yourself a God? The Nietzschean ubermensch is here and she is a lolcow.

So I was staring at a time lapse of my friend's supernumerary butt hole, an abscess drained last month ago. I suppose this was what Zhaungzhi meant by the pipes of heaven and earth. I had sworn a blood oath to stay off the chats but I suppose one little peek couldn't hurt. The familiar cacophony overcame me as a vortex of fuck sucked me in.

Typically I used a katana but the current meta favored a Mosin Nagant. The dueling subprogram of the network was old, elegant and endlessly broken. The latest patches only try to contain the worst of the chaos. I should know as the maintainer.

The easiest way to find information is to get dirty. I hit the streets and greedily scarfed down the cigarette butts and needles littered about. Hey it's VR they're just bytes! Gradually I picked up an acrid trail.

Amongst the usual forums I found a black mass with a leaking stoma. Wendigo. I walked in chewing on one last cigarette butt.

Hey it's a genuine exploit! I explained. They never intended you to use cigarettes like this so it leaks metadata like crazy.

I took another drink of coffee. It didn't wash the taste out of my mouth but it helped to pretend it did.

Anon noted uhuh I understood a bit of that.